Thursday, January 26, 2012

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Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year:  The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.  ~Menachem Mendel Schneerson



Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.  ~Author Unknown



Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father!  ~Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836




May you live to be a hundred yearsWith one extra year to repent.~Author Unknown




Are we not like two volumes of one book?  ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore



When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.  But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.  ~Author unknown, commonly attributed to Mark Twain but no evidence has yet been found for this (Thanks, Garson O'Toole!)




Birthdays are good for you.  Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.  ~Larry Lorenzoni



It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.  ~Phyllis Diller

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  • They say that age is all in your mind.  The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.  ~Author Unknown
    A father is always making his baby into a little woman.  And when she is a woman he turns her back again.  ~Enid Bagnold
    Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.  ~Herbert Asquith

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  • Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.  ~Jennifer Yane


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