Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. ~Larry Lorenzoni
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. ~Jerry M. Wright
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. ~Elizabeth Stone
I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius. ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997
I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius. ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997
There's something like a line of gold thread running through a man's words when he talks to his daughter, and gradually over the years it gets to be long enough for you to pick up in your hands and weave into a cloth that feels like love itself. ~John Gregory Brown, Decorations in a Ruined Cemetery, 1994
It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. ~Johann Schiller
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. ~Larry Lorenzoni

You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience. ~Author Unknown

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. ~Red Buttons
Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever. ~Author Unknown
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. ~Tom Wilson

One father is more than a hundred Schoolemasters. ~George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640
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