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Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.  ~Jean Paul Richter



Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.  ~Chili Davis



We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.  ~Author Unknown




You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.  ~Ogden Nash




Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat.  Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound.  Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together.  Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.  ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968



Father! - to God himself we cannot give a holier name.  ~William Wordsworth




Birthdays are good for you.  Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.  ~Larry Lorenzoni



Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.  ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990

where he bragged that he made Lindsay Lohan take an STD test before he had

Last week Lohan was said to be dating 37 year-old director, Brett Ratner.

Brett Ratner resigns from Oscars after gay slur, made Lindsay Lohan get

Director Brett Ratner, who dated Lindsay Lohan briefly, had some words to

Brett Ratner made Lindsay Lohan get tested for STDs before sex

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.  ~Jean Paul Richter

Lohan agrees to play herself. Filming begins in secret in at her Hollywood

Lindsay Lohan has been offered to play as a Playboy Bunny in the new biopic

Brett Ratner apologizes for gay slur. November 8th, 2011. 01:15 PM ET

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Yesterday afternoon, Brett Ratner stepped down as Oscars host in the wake of

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Brett Ratner Tested Lindsay Lohan for STDs Before Having Sex With Her

The scandal about Brett Ratner and Lindsay Lohan occurred in 2006,

One father is more than a hundred Schoolemasters.  ~George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640
There is still no cure for the common birthday.  ~John Glenn
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.  ~Jerry M. Wright

So Brett Ratner totally had sex with Lindsay Lohan back in 2006,

Brett Ratner apologizes for gay slur

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Lindsay Lohan has a gallant ex-boyfriend, Brett Ratner.

Lindsay Lohan dated Brett Ratner. Credit: Getty Images. Read the article:

He's hooked up with Lindsay Lohan

where he bragged that he made Lindsay Lohan take an STD test before he had

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.  ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990